Longshot flopped on the bed next to the box. He tore off the ribbon because he never understood why those were on packages anyway. Once opened, he took a minute to oooh over his bath crayons. He grinned as he thought of things to write on Alison's butt. He would start by tracing his hand on it...

Then he saw what the other things in the box were and set the crayons aside. More art stuff to use on Ali! Tasty stuff to spread between her legs! More reasons to get his hands all over her! And... a package of ladies underwear??

He inspected the white panties and wondered why the heck his wife would give him those. Then he saw the edible tag. And then the flavor. He shifted his hips a little because his pants were starting to feel funny. Though he was left with one burning question.

Why hadn't she taken these to change into??