The jonin nodded with all due seriousness. She bent over to talk to the children in her daughter-in-law's belly.

"Hello." She wasn't sure how to start. She had never talked to a baby inside another woman before. "This is your grandmother. Despite what your father may say, the belly button is not a point of exit. There is a better path, but you will have to wait. Also, it is too early. It is too chilly outside for you."

She nodded in satisfaction and sat back up.