"I wouldn't have to open my mouth if people didn't rub it like it was gonna come off," he explained. He stuck his tongue out a bit in the hopes the air would take away the lingering taste of cloth.

"Ack!" He giggled as he was swung upside down. He grabbed onto Ali's jeans for a moment before going limp. He watched his arms sway as Ali moved into the living room.

He settled onto the couch with his head hanging off the edge to watch whatever his pretty wife was doing. Even upside down she was bigger than him.